Nani the fuck did anata just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of Kyoto. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another gaijin. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of shinobi across Nippon, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, gaki. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can korosu anata in over nanahyaku ways, and that’s just with watashino sude. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed sentou, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Jieitai and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shiri off the face of the tairiku, you chiisai kuso. If only anata could have shitteirudarou what unholy hofuku your chiisai “kashikoidesu” komento was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held your fucking shita. But anata couldn’t, anata didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baka. watashi will shit gekido all over anata and anata will drown in it. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, gaki.